I would love to hear from you but in order to email me, you'll have to construct my address from the instructions below. This is to prevent my address from being (further) harvested by spam bots. Until the singularity, anyway.
My name is charles
and my domain is bityard
dot net
. String those all together in the usual format and you'll be able to reach me. All will be read, eventually, but preference will be given to messages with excellent puns in them.